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    @nikolspencer

    Wanted.

    Do you enjoy selflessly helping overwhelmed career-type single mothers? Are you a “yes” man… or woman? Does the thought of washing dishes and filing endless amounts of papers leave you giddy? Do you like the sound of fingers snapping?

    Look no further! Now accepting volunteer positions!

    1 Personal Assistant for Western Chicago Suburbs.
    Must have own reliable transportation.
    On call shifts. Availability: 24-7, 365 days a year.
    Ability to read minds and predict future: mandatory.
    Patience, cleanliness & organization: helpful.
    Submissive personalities only need apply.

    Perhaps, Joe Blow “blew” in at the right time… eh.


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