Do you enjoy selflessly helping overwhelmed career-type single mothers? Are you a “yes” man… or woman? Does the thought of washing dishes and filing endless amounts of papers leave you giddy? Do you like the sound of fingers snapping?
Look no further! Now accepting volunteer positions!
1 Personal Assistant for Western Chicago Suburbs.
Must have own reliable transportation.
On call shifts. Availability: 24-7, 365 days a year.
Ability to read minds and predict future: mandatory.
Patience, cleanliness & organization: helpful.
Submissive personalities only need apply.
Perhaps, Joe Blow “blew” in at the right time… eh.